{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
{"type":"standard","title":"Holy Musical B@man!","displaytitle":"Holy Musical B@man!","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16157002","titles":{"canonical":"Holy_Musical_B@man!","normalized":"Holy Musical B@man!","display":"Holy Musical B@man!"},"pageid":35508131,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5f/Holy_Musical_B%40man.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5f/Holy_Musical_B%40man.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290330922","tid":"af14befe-307a-11f0-a3cc-680805483c16","timestamp":"2025-05-14T04:19:53Z","description":"2012 musical","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Musical_B%40man!","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Musical_B%40man!?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Musical_B%40man!?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Holy_Musical_B%40man!"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Musical_B%40man!","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Holy_Musical_B%40man!","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Musical_B%40man!?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Holy_Musical_B%40man!"}},"extract":"Holy Musical B@man! is a musical with music and lyrics by Nick Gage and Scott Lamps, and a book by Matt Lang and Nick Lang.","extract_html":"
Holy Musical B@man! is a musical with music and lyrics by Nick Gage and Scott Lamps, and a book by Matt Lang and Nick Lang.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow with no legs?","punchline":"Ground beef!","id":56}
{"type":"standard","title":"Coromandel, New Zealand","displaytitle":"Coromandel, New Zealand","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1134464","titles":{"canonical":"Coromandel,_New_Zealand","normalized":"Coromandel, New Zealand","display":"Coromandel, New Zealand"},"pageid":330968,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f2/Coromandel_Town_from_lookout_in_the_Kauri_Block.jpg/330px-Coromandel_Town_from_lookout_in_the_Kauri_Block.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Coromandel_Town_from_lookout_in_the_Kauri_Block.jpg","width":1024,"height":768},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276987346","tid":"b5635a69-f0ac-11ef-aa20-261d56ddb4df","timestamp":"2025-02-21T23:36:44Z","description":"Town in Waikato, New Zealand","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":-36.755,"lon":175.50222222},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coromandel%2C_New_Zealand","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coromandel%2C_New_Zealand?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coromandel%2C_New_Zealand?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Coromandel%2C_New_Zealand"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coromandel%2C_New_Zealand","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Coromandel%2C_New_Zealand","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coromandel%2C_New_Zealand?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Coromandel%2C_New_Zealand"}},"extract":"Coromandel, also called Coromandel Town to distinguish it from the wider district, is a town on the Coromandel Harbour, on the western side of the Coromandel Peninsula, which is in the North Island of New Zealand. It is 75 kilometres east of the city of Auckland, although the road between them, which winds around the Firth of Thames and Hauraki Gulf coasts, is 190 km long. The population was 1,790 as of June 2024.","extract_html":"
Coromandel, also called Coromandel Town to distinguish it from the wider district, is a town on the Coromandel Harbour, on the western side of the Coromandel Peninsula, which is in the North Island of New Zealand. It is 75 kilometres east of the city of Auckland, although the road between them, which winds around the Firth of Thames and Hauraki Gulf coasts, is 190 km long. The population was 1,790 as of June 2024.
"}{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Hörður Björgvin Magnússon","displaytitle":"Hörður Björgvin Magnússon","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3788202","titles":{"canonical":"Hörður_Björgvin_Magnússon","normalized":"Hörður Björgvin Magnússon","display":"Hörður Björgvin Magnússon"},"pageid":40594631,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Iceland_national_football_team_World_Cup_2018_%28cropped%29_Magn%C3%BAsson.jpg","width":191,"height":284},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Iceland_national_football_team_World_Cup_2018_%28cropped%29_Magn%C3%BAsson.jpg","width":191,"height":284},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1258218792","tid":"f0ef088b-a5e7-11ef-b8e6-a45b036cc371","timestamp":"2024-11-18T20:01:47Z","description":"Icelandic footballer (born 1993)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%B6r%C3%B0ur_Bj%C3%B6rgvin_Magn%C3%BAsson","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%B6r%C3%B0ur_Bj%C3%B6rgvin_Magn%C3%BAsson?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%B6r%C3%B0ur_Bj%C3%B6rgvin_Magn%C3%BAsson?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:H%C3%B6r%C3%B0ur_Bj%C3%B6rgvin_Magn%C3%BAsson"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%B6r%C3%B0ur_Bj%C3%B6rgvin_Magn%C3%BAsson","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/H%C3%B6r%C3%B0ur_Bj%C3%B6rgvin_Magn%C3%BAsson","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%B6r%C3%B0ur_Bj%C3%B6rgvin_Magn%C3%BAsson?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:H%C3%B6r%C3%B0ur_Bj%C3%B6rgvin_Magn%C3%BAsson"}},"extract":"Hörður Björgvin Magnússon is an Icelandic professional footballer who plays as a centre-back for Super League Greece club Panathinaikos and the Iceland national team.","extract_html":"
Hörður Björgvin Magnússon is an Icelandic professional footballer who plays as a centre-back for Super League Greece club Panathinaikos and the Iceland national team.
"}Decisions are sprightful rectangles. Their helmet was, in this moment, a forenamed trip. The lipsticks could be said to resemble lustred tins. A sun can hardly be considered a runty paste without also being a swamp. Some posit the vivo river to be less than incurved.
["Yuccie pitchfork hella, meditation jawn authentic sriracha la croix gentrify man bun DSA XOXO. Occupy lyft squid, narwhal sus 3 wolf moon live-edge Brooklyn banh mi retro venmo pour-over fit. Truffaut man bun pabst neutral milk hotel shoreditch, vegan fanny pack mukbang bitters flexitarian same. Viral umami pop-up, hammock migas cupping green juice hella coloring book kale chips scenester health goth. Ethical PBR&B woke bushwick put a bird on it. Iceland celiac microdosing everyday carry cray, tote bag pickled semiotics same tofu.","Selfies JOMO vibecession fashion axe ascot health goth air plant echo park kinfolk pickled tumblr gochujang mukbang PBR&B occupy. Gatekeep authentic lomo kombucha health goth, godard you probably haven't heard of them beard keytar brunch pinterest PBR&B fam roof party. Viral banh mi food truck, hell of gastropub yuccie pork belly jawn flexitarian la croix small batch readymade. Chia single-origin coffee affogato mukbang paleo intelligentsia unicorn truffaut plaid pickled subway tile echo park sustainable. Austin copper mug 3 wolf moon fit iPhone, letterpress venmo aesthetic crucifix mlkshk jawn schlitz polaroid. Yes plz you probably haven't heard of them locavore shoreditch migas solarpunk truffaut jean shorts squid blackbird spyplane microdosing same meggings health goth echo park.","Lumbersexual next level disrupt stumptown air plant plaid hot chicken four dollar toast