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Alonzo Van Oden was a Texas Ranger.
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Amangiri is a luxury resort hotel in Canyon Point in the Glen Canyon National Recreation region of Utah. Part of Aman Resorts based in Baar, Switzerland next to Zug, it was built by Marwan Al-Sayed, Rick Joy, and Wendell Burnett, and opened in 2009.
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Fistball is a sport of European origin, primarily played in the German-speaking nations of Austria, Germany and Switzerland, as well as in Brazil. The objective of the game is si