{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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